Andrew’s House #5 – Lord…please help this boy.

Mom: You look handsome.

Ollie: Then how come he doesn’t have a girlfriend?

Mom: …Andrew…please find a nice girl and bring her home.

Me: I bring girls home.

Mom: Not a friend.

Me: But they are my friends…and they’re girls…so it’s a girlfriend.

Mom: I want more grandbabies.

Me: I’m 22…

Mom: ALL YOUR COUSINS HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!

Me: Well all my girl friends have boyfriends.

Mom: Lord…please help this boy.

Ollie: You’re a loser.

Me: You’re a turd.

Mom: Andrew…

Ollie: Cash me outside how bout dat!?

Me: I think you need to pray for him…not me. Boy’s gonna be on Dr. Phil…

 

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